I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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