It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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