Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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