i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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