Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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