Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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