it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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