She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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