Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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