Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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