just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
well you can't waste a boner
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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