Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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