thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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