1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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