so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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