brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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