we have officially lost it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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