we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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