break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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