we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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