I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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