did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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