I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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