Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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