she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize