Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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