At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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