Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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