But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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