my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
dude. I can hear the air.
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