woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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