She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Someone signed my nipple.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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