And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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