its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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