what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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