what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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