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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
