the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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