Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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