one might say we're banned from that church
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have post one night stand depression
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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