I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
birth control should be required to get into college
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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