Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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