guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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