You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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