Christians are straight up FREAKS
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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