i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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