im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
did i just pee glitter
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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