New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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