Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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