My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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