Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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