I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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