Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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