Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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