the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I believe in your delicious
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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