im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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