Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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